ACROSS

1. “Gross”

4. Cake decoration

9. Father figure

14. ___ tai

15. Macadamia ____ ____ product you can put on your skin 

17. Old Italian coins

18. Latin for “human foot” 

19. Fruit with almost no perfect rhymes

20. ___ ex machina

21. Snake sounds 

23. Martha Stewart’s unlikely cooking buddy

25. Brazilian author Jorge ______

26. Author Harper

27. Collegiate URL

29. Dream phase 

30. “Oh, Pretty Woman” crooner

35. Danny, who directed Slumdog Millionaire

37. Predilection for cruelty 

38. Ed of The Mary Tyler Moore Show

41. German article

43. For all ___ ___

44. Buys drugs, slangily

46. Tech CEO responsible for taking down Gawker

48. Common accessory of 11. Across, 16. Across, 29. Across, and 37. Across

50. Connections 

53. Middle-earth race

54. Oberlin College music venue

55. Provides an advantage

56. German creative director for the house of Chanel 

60. Othello epithet

62. Mother of Artemis and Apollo

63. Common time for a lunch break

65. Master

66. Platter

67. Hybrid species mentioned in Napoleon Dynamite

68. Medical professional in the ambulance

69. The first musician to be awarded the Nobel Prize

70. Bronco QB legend

71. Link

DOWN

1. Mischievous ones

2. He has a palace in Las Vegas

3. Imperative you might see on a candy heart 

4. Diminutive Italian suffix 

5. Hasty 

6. “Let’s call ___ ___ evening.” 

7. A thou-shalt-not 

8. Call boy

10. Designer for Gucci

11. Narrative counterpart to mimesis

12. Something you might see on an Rx bottle

13. “Affirmative” 

16. Pariahs

22. Funny “D*** in a Box” performer

24. Argue 

28. Not reached

31. Over the hill, metaphorically

32. Poet William Butler 

33. Worship of false gods 

34. Outmoded 

36. Threatening words

39. Room for prep work next to a kitchen 

40. Lethal antonym

42. Female pronoun

45. Relating to holy rites

47. Dancer Duncan

49. Pushover

51. Webkinz forerunner

52. Kylie’s baby

57. “The Naked Maja” painter

58. Most densely populated U.K. country, for short

59. Co-founder of MGM

61. Type of learning through repetition

62. Inc. in London

64. Abbreviation for the institution Sherlock Holmes reports to